Funny Sms Funy Sms 10:06 <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="date-outer" style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.90625px;"> <div class="date-posts"> <div class="post-outer"> <div class="post hentry" style="border-color: rgb(43, 169, 79); border-style: dotted; border-width: 1px 0px; margin: 0.3em 0px 25px; padding: 0px 13px;"> <h1 style="color: #990000; font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: center;"> Saradar Funny SMS</h1> <h1 style="color: #990000; font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: center;"> <span style="color: black; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 22px; text-align: justify;"><br /></span></h1> <h1 style="color: #990000; font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: center;"> <span style="color: black; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 22px; text-align: justify;">Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo</span></h1> <h3 class="post-title entry-title" style="background-image: url(http://www2.blogblog.com/rounders2/icon_arrow.gif); background-position: 10px 0.5em; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; border-color: rgb(43, 169, 79); border-style: dotted; border-width: 0px 1px 1px; color: #333333; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; padding: 2px 14px 2px 29px;"> <div class="smshd" style="border: 1px dotted rgb(204, 204, 204); color: black; font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 22px; text-align: justify;"> <div style="padding: 0px;"> "Mun mai pani ana"<br /> .<br /> Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia</div> </div> <br style="background-color: lavenderblush; color: black; font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 22px; text-align: justify;" /><div class="smshd" style="border: 1px dotted rgb(204, 204, 204); color: black; font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 22px; text-align: justify;"> <div style="padding: 0px;"> Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela<br /> Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK"<br /> .<br /> Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,<br /> owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola<br /> "KHAIR MUBARAK"</div> </div> <br style="background-color: lavenderblush; color: black; font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 22px; text-align: justify;" /><div class="smshd" style="border: 1px dotted rgb(204, 204, 204); color: black; font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 22px; text-align: justify;"> <div style="padding: 0px;"> Sardar to Son: Ja Puttar ek glass pani le ke aa<br /> Son: Sorry abba mai nahi ja sakda<br /> 2nd Son: Abba ae te hai e chawal, to aap le ke aa</div> </div> <br style="background-color: lavenderblush; color: black; font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 22px; text-align: justify;" /><div class="smshd" style="border: 1px dotted rgb(204, 204, 204); color: black; font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 22px; text-align: justify;"> <div style="padding: 0px;"> Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha<br /> .<br /> Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai?<br /> .<br /> Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye</div> </div> <br style="background-color: lavenderblush; color: black; font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 22px; text-align: justify;" /><div class="smshd" style="border: 1px dotted rgb(204, 204, 204); color: black; font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 22px; text-align: justify;"> <div style="padding: 0px;"> Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia<br /> .<br /> Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?<br /> .<br /> Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon</div> </div> <br style="background-color: lavenderblush; color: black; font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 22px; text-align: justify;" /><div class="smshd" style="border: 1px dotted rgb(204, 204, 204); color: black; font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 22px; text-align: justify;"> <div style="padding: 0px;"> Sardar was painting his room<br /> .<br /> Us ne Chahat ko paint karkay<br /> Diwaron par likha<br /> "SAME AS ABOVE"</div> </div> <br style="background-color: lavenderblush; color: black; font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 22px; text-align: justify;" /><div class="smshd" style="border: 1px dotted rgb(204, 204, 204); color: black; font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 22px; text-align: justify;"> <div style="padding: 0px;"> Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce<br /> Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 kids.<br /> .<br /> Sardar:ok, we should next year !</div> </div> <br style="background-color: lavenderblush; color: black; font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 22px; text-align: justify;" /><div class="smshd" style="border: 1px dotted rgb(204, 204, 204); color: black; font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 22px; text-align: justify;"> <div style="padding: 0px;"> Police: Tumhari wife ghum howi to tum ne Police ko kion nahi bataya?<br /> .<br /> Saradar: O Jee pahly scooter ghum howa tha to police ne 20 din chala ke wapis ki thi.</div> </div> <br style="background-color: lavenderblush; color: black; font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 22px; text-align: justify;" /><div class="smshd" style="border: 1px dotted rgb(204, 204, 204); color: black; font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 22px; text-align: justify;"> <div style="padding: 0px;"> Sardar to Wife: Light nahi hai tu phankh tu chala do<br /> .<br /> Wife: Akhir sardar hi ho na, aqal tu hai hi nahi, phanka chalayenge tu moom-batti bujh jayegi</div> </div> <br style="background-color: lavenderblush; color: black; font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 22px; text-align: justify;" /><div class="smshd" style="border: 1px dotted rgb(204, 204, 204); color: black; font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 22px; text-align: justify;"> <div style="padding: 0px;"> Hitlar during Speech: Mairi dictionary mai IMPOSSIBLE ka lafz nahi<br /> .<br /> Sardar Uth ke bola: tay mama waikh ke laini ci na Dictionary!</div> </div> </h3> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> Funny Sms Saradar Funny SMS Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo "Mun mai pani ana" . 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