Pathan Sms Jokes

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Eik Pathan kaafi dair se apna<br /> "NIKAH NAMA"dekh raha tha<br /> Wife ne tang<br /> aa kr poocha:<br /> kya dekh rahe ho? <br /> Pathan bola,<br /> .<br /> "EXPIRY DATE"<br /> <br /> Dhoond rha hoon:-)</div>

Pathan Sms Jokes

Eik Pathan kaafi dair se apna "NIKAH NAMA"dekh raha tha Wife ne tang aa kr poocha: kya dekh rahe ho? Pathan bola, . ...

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Aqal badam khany se nahi

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> "Aqal" badam khany se nahi<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .DHO'KAY<br /> khanay say aati hy :¡<br /> Funny But True<br /> Or Mene apni Life<br /> mei hamesha dho'ky<br /> Khaey hain<br /> For Example<br /> Apple<br /> Angoor<br /> Amrood<br /> etc etc<br /> Sub "dho" K<br /> <br /> hi Khaey hain ..</div>

Aqal badam khany se nahi

"Aqal" badam khany se nahi . . .DHO'KAY khanay say aati hy :¡ Funny But True Or Mene apni Life mei hamesha dho'ky ...

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Police pathan se

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Police pathan se:<br /> Tujhe chori krte waqt apni BV or Bachon ka khayal Na Aya?<br /> Pathan<br /> <br /> Khayal to Aya tha Lekin dukan me sirf Mardana vriety thi</div>

Police pathan se

Police pathan se: Tujhe chori krte waqt apni BV or Bachon ka khayal Na Aya? Pathan Khayal to Aya tha Lekin dukan me sirf Mardana vri...

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Sardar Sms Jokes

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> Once there was a Kisan's Beta.</div> <div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> He was cutting saag with daatri.</div> <div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> He saw a wadda sara Sapp.</div> <div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> He begain to cry,</div> <div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> Haal oye , ammaa.</div> <div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> Then his Piyoo, take a sota to kill the sapp,</div> <div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> when o gya nerrey,</div> <div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> He saw that</div> <div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> There was not a sapp.</div> <div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> that was a kala Rassa.</div> <br /> <div class="MsoNormal"> Moral:"anni deyo vekh k rola paya kro..</div> </div>

Sardar Sms Jokes

Once there was a Kisan's Beta. He was cutting saag with daatri. He saw a wadda sara Sapp. He begain to cry, Haal oye , ammaa. ...

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2 Habshi aur aik Pakistani ja rhy thy

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> 2 Habshi aur aik Pakistani ja rhy thy,</div> <div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> Unko aik Pari mili,</div> <div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> Pari ny kaha mein tum sub ki aik aik wish puri karun gi,</div> <div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> Pehla habshi:</div> <div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> Mujhy gora kar do?</div> <div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> Pari ny usy gora kar diya,</div> <div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> Dosara habshi:</div> <div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> Mujhy bi gora kar do?</div> <div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> Pari ny usy bi gora kar diya.</div> <div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> Pakistani khara hans raha tha.</div> <div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> Pari:</div> <div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> Hanso mat apni wish btao?</div> <div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> Pakistani:</div> <div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> .</div> <div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> .</div> <div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> .</div> <div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> Ha</div> <div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> ha</div> <div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> ha</div> <div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> In 2nu ko phir se kala kar do,</div> <div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> Hahahahahaha.</div> <br /> <div class="MsoNormal"> Na Geo Na Gene do Pakistaniyo....</div> </div>

2 Habshi aur aik Pakistani ja rhy thy

2 Habshi aur aik Pakistani ja rhy thy, Unko aik Pari mili, Pari ny kaha mein tum sub ki aik aik wish puri karun gi, Pehla habshi: ...

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Sardar Sms Joke

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 10pt;">Aik Sardar Bench par Letaa howaa tha,</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div> <div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 10pt;">Wahan se ak Angreez guzra or Sardar se Poocha:</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div> <div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 10pt;">Are u relaxing?</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div> <div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 10pt;">Sardar:No, I am Ranjeet Singh!</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div> <div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 10pt;">Phr dobara ek Angrez guzra or us ne be yehi poocha:</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div> <div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 10pt;">Are u relaxing?</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div> <div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 10pt;">Sardar Gusay se:</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div> <div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 10pt;">No, I am Ranjeet Singh!!</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div> <div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 10pt;">Or ye  keh kr uth <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1:city> or apny se kuch door Laitay huwe Angreez se bola:</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div> <div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 10pt;">Are u relaxing?</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div> <div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 10pt;">Angrez: Yes, I am relaxing.</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div> <div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: "arial"; font-size: 10pt;">Sardar:Thapar mar k, Kamenay tu Idher Leta hay, wahan tujhy itny log Dhondh Rahe hain…. :D</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> </div>

Sardar Sms Joke

Aik Sardar Bench par Letaa howaa tha, Wahan se ak Angreez guzra or Sardar se Poocha: Are u relaxing? Sardar:No, I am Ranjeet Singh! ...

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Doctor This Bucket Has A Hole

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="MsoNormal"> Santa- Doctor this bucket has a hole</div> <div class="MsoNormal"> Can u please repair it.</div> <div class="MsoNormal"> Dr. stupid do you know who I am?</div> <div class="MsoNormal"> Santa- yes I know you are specialist in</div> <div class="MsoNormal"> Plastic surgery…:D </div> </div>

Doctor This Bucket Has A Hole

Santa- Doctor this bucket has a hole Can u please repair it. Dr. stupid do you know who I am? Santa- yes I know you are specialist i...

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